When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.
by Knullthu February 29, 2024
Get the Muppet Broadcastmug. 
by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018
Get the Muppet Mastermug. 1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
Get the Muppetmug. by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
Get the Sex muppetmug. A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Get the Slut Muppetmug. 