Munt

Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.

Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.

by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018

Munt

To throw up, particularly when under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Tyson's such a bitch he had 3 shots and he's about to munt

by Gary the old man July 10, 2022

Munt

When you have sex with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out, the name of the liquid is munt.

Dude that corpse just fuckin munted!

Bro you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

National Munt Day

September 12th, is national munt day

Isaiah: today is national munt day
Keaton: thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 14, 2024

Munt

Not to be confused with mint. When you have intercourse with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out. That liquid is called “munt”.

Ew dude you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

Munted

Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.

They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.

- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.

This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.

Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.

by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018