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munt

A Bantu word for man used by South Africans and some Britons in place for "nigger".
They called Barbara Castle the "munt lover" after dining with those "savage and hideous" negroes.
by Amazing AO October 9, 2005
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Ments

A word used to describe someone/something so mental that it has to be shortened to 'ments'.
Taj- "Did u see that fight at lunch???"
Lee- "Ye it was well ments!!!"

Sam- "Mum just got well angry at me"
Brooke- "Ikr, she was acting ments"
by BazzaH October 13, 2013
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Munsie

Munsie; to munsie, to be a good customer to your own detriment.
"he vomited in the bar's bathroom's sink, but then munsied and cleaned it up with his hands."
by oakesstreet February 4, 2010
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munt

1) any specific disfigurment, deformity, derrangement or mental retardation caused by inbreeding or poor genetics.

2) a person suffering from disfigurement(s), deformity(-ies), derrangement(s) or mental retardation caused by inbreeding or poor genetics.
Johnny is such a munt that he can only get a date with his own dog.
by charmingdiamond January 4, 2011
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 8, 2008
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Munson

1 - A Person of Lower Class. Does Not necessarily have to be of lowest AVAILABLE class, but simply of a equal or lower too class. IE: Bogans, Yobbos, Americans in General, everyone in London south of the Thames.

2 - A Poo / Poop (if you will). Primarily used as a verb, but also flexible enough to be used as a noun to describe the act of taking a poo and/or its variants, such as, but not limited to; bum nuggets, chocolate soldiers, ass pudding, or a corn encrusted grobin.
1 - That Filthy Munson from down the road still has the national flag around their neck like a cape. It's been 3 weeks since the National Holiday - you'd expect he'd have woken up by now, and gotten of my front lawn.

2 - I'm gonna to go drop a Munson
by jase87 February 22, 2011
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munt

"Callie you munt."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 9, 2003
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