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forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.
My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.
by JayAC March 7, 2019
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Filthy Mullet

Filthy Mullet

aussie slang; The sexiest hairstyle any aussie could have
1st person : "look at that sexy cunt"

2nd person: "noshh, fucken filthy mullet"
by bogeyrangers November 22, 2019
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Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
by funnymom25 December 8, 2020
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Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary
by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015
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Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.
OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!
by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021
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mullet trip

Adding pleasure/vacation time to the end of a business trip.

Inspired by the popular tag for the "mullet" hair style, which has short hair on the front and long on the back: "Business on the front, party in the back"
"I have to go to Malaysia, but I am turning it into a mullet trip with an extra week in Thailand. Business on the front end, party on the back, man!"
by Daniel McDoom August 26, 2008
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Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole
I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet
by Goblinn February 10, 2022
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