Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

muddy catepillar

when a man shits his pants so bad that it moves to the front and gets his dick and balls all muddy.

nurses sometimes have to clean up muddy catepillars.

by Michelle and Laura August 6, 2007

Mudd-Flapper

When someone is giving you head and you fart.

Tom: "I totally gave Sarah a Mudd-Flapper last night."
Dave: "Dude, I did that to yer mom too!"

by Buulok August 22, 2008

muddy puck

Anal sex when the act is performed while watching a televised hockey game, particularly in Canada.

While wathcing the All Star game, I muddy pucked my lady.

by Muddy P January 26, 2009

Mudda Fudda

Sounds like "mother fucker". Another funny way of saying it.

Joe: Did you hear about Andrew? He totally slept with Jennie to get me pissed. He knows I like her.

Ben: I know right? What a Mudda Fudda!

by papaya_95 August 1, 2009

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009

Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013