montessori

school for special handicap children that cannot pass regular school, and find this alternate way instead of dropping out. most commonly known for the school with children that play with theyre turtles.

i go to a montessori school.
thats nice.. go play with ur turtle.

by ksharp January 24, 2005

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

piss monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.

God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?

by XopsX June 12, 2003

Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs

Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. January 4, 2008

Sea-monkeys

A code word for ejaculated siemen, used for young people

Ur sea-monkeys are stuck in my butt crack!!

Ur sea-monkeys are inside me!!

Thats allot of sea-monkeys

by Butters J November 26, 2009

monkeys

jason and dl sitting in a tre......, your fucking monkeys!

jason beatie and dandel lawrence....making love

by just mr cat... January 11, 2005