Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Hayden monk

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)

Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Chicken Monk

A chicken monk is a moose like creature that does not wear pants otherwise known as a pantless chicken monk.

“you pantless chicken monk”
“my sister is a chicken monk” “ugh stop being a chicken monk”

by heyimachickenmonk July 3, 2018

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019

Emily Monk

Loves to suck. If you date her, be ready for lots of sex and waking up in the middle of the night with her on top of you giving the most legendary sloppy head of your life. She loves to tease dicks and has amazing techniques to make you cum every time.

Me: I need Emily Monk on my cock man
Friend: ikr she gave Tom legendary head yesterday I heard

by JoJo Stalin III December 21, 2019