manjack

urban legend. fictitious homosexual pervert who preys on young boys. name originates from his favorite action to perform on his victims.

two boys in the gym shower after playing sports

tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."

by howisya May 1, 2004

Minjae

Somebody who has issues scaring girls with scary pictures of ghosts.

Somebody who is unspirited about everything.

That minjae is so mean to everybody.

by eheheheh. October 14, 2010

manjangle

Anything you want it to be. This term is best used in normal conversation, since it sounds phallic.

"I ate my manjangle during Physics class today."

"Please turn to page 591 in your manjangle handbooks."

by Tim Miller March 1, 2004

monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 24, 2003

monjae

An often spoiled little bad ass.

Although a bad spirited being they tend to be extremely smart.

I need to date me a Monjae, damn those boys are smart!

by mike1083 October 18, 2008

mobjack

1. While fucking a girl and about to climax you stick your dick in a donut making it a cream filled donut; then the girl eats the donut.
2. jackoff and right before climaxing stick your dick in a boston creme donut making it cum filled; bring in donuts to school that next day and give the teacher your donut.

Yo during morning head I made her a mobjack for breakfast.

by Thatkidwhowouldthinkofthatshit July 25, 2012

Gaston Manja Twa

A deviant sexual act in which a man achieves all men's dream of a threesome except the man has to settle for blood relatives as the two other partners. The combination of relatives is not relevant, but the key is they must be blood realatives for the Gaston Manja Twa to have ocurred.

Dalton had been having a hard time losing his virginity before his family threw him a 35 birthday party. After a few keg stands and shots of Mad Dog 20/20 his 63 year old Great Aunt from Florida decided to deflower him and the same time that Cousin Jimmy from East Georgia wanted to tap him. What occured next was a Gaston Manja Twa that will live on at family Christmas dinners for years beacuse while Dalton was having his threesome the rest of the family commenced to Gaston Red Robin Tournament time.

by blackscholonge March 19, 2010