monay

(1)an ilonggo word (a Philippine dialect) which means vagina. its use is more generic in nature, and therefore more clinical and less vulgar.
(2) a kind of bread that has a slit shaped in the middle, resembling a woman's vagina.

synonyms: kingking, bilat, pukik, putay, moning

Kiputa monay mo!

Keep your pussy shut!

Ma kaon ko Monay!

I'll eat Pussy!

by deypootahGIRL April 14, 2010

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.

Thanatophobia - The Fear of Death

Monophobia - the fear of aloneness

So naturally:
Monataphobia

Chriss: I have serious Monatophobia.
Kevin: What the hell is that?
Chriss: Its the fear of dying headass.

by Lord_Headass September 6, 2020

The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Monarch Mews

Where the hardest fucking people are born in Ajax, Ontario. About 90,000 people in the town but monarch is where the hard as fuck people come from. (Blancos)

"Those Monarch mews people are hard as fuck"

by Benny Blancos May 3, 2007

monarch beach

Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.

Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"

Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz

by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014

Monal

A misspelling of Mona Lisa.

"Yo did you see Meghan just left her name as Monal instead of Mona Lisa!"

by Creatifyu November 20, 2020

Monald

1) An attractive person with a slightly retarded gait and/or persona.

2) A moment of stupidity.

Person 1: Whoa check out that girl! She is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, but she is a bit of a monald. She walks all weird

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Person 1: Wow I can't believe you just said that! You're such a monald.

by MonaldCreator December 15, 2012