Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)
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When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
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When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
by Hoborilla&da notorious L.I.N.O April 16, 2010
a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others
by vanilla midget August 04, 2006
by Cabot Arkansas October 25, 2017
when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
by brian egan June 22, 2007
(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 20, 2011
The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.
The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.
by El Guero Canijo April 28, 2011
the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.
"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"
"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."
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"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009