Mayer Hater

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

by Brooke February 19, 2005

dong meyers

A man with a large, curved penis.

Peter North has a brother named Barry North, and boy, does he have a dong meyers!

by Millini November 19, 2010

Seth Meyers

One of the writers of SNL. Also has his own part in the show called Weekend Update. Is very funny and cute.

Did you see the weekend update with Seth Meyers?

Yeah it was hilarious!

by Pileofrocks12 January 4, 2010

Seth Meyers

A dilf. A Funny dilf. A dad I’d like to f***. That’s it.

“Wow that’s a sexy dilf there.”
“Oh that’s Seth Meyers.”

by sethmeyersdilf May 18, 2021

Mayernnaise

How uneducated ignorant people say "mayonnaise." This word is most commonly heard at Subways in the south. The ebonic form of mayonnaise.

"Gimme mo mayernnaise den dat"

by J Dawg82 October 10, 2008

meerman

A gay, homosexual male, who has an extreme addiction to

receiving a good anal pounding.

That dude has to be a meerman, did you see how he was walking?

by stevieisgay September 29, 2011

So John Mayer

A guy who is ugly yet hotter than hell. A guy who you don't exactly think looks good or fine, but has this sense of hotness to him. Something that attracts you to him other than just his looks. In this case - John Mayer's voice and lips. WOO HOO

The singing artist....John Mayer

by Lacey April 18, 2005