messy

Used to describe a toxic romantic relationship, usually involving cheating and trust issues.

Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.

by IHateGrapesWithAPassion May 22, 2022

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

messi

The G.O.A.T

"Ronaldo is the goat"

"Shut up messi is"

by messi>ronaldo March 28, 2022

messy trumpers

what us british people laugh and call messy supporters of donald trump who were running around washington like they own the place.

man1: omds did u see alla dem messy trumpers on tv actin mad af
man2 and the rest of the irrelevant friends: YEEE wa de heck was dat, dem embarrassing things
man1:boris be happy we not doin dat shitt
man1s mom: stfu about boris and alla that usa shit and drink ur tea you dumb coon

by u smell of fish January 7, 2021

messy stressy

The opposite of easy peasy, a must use phrase now in Corona times.

- Now that's just messy stressy, why can't we just grab a coffee instead? Easy peasy!

by YellowChickens April 9, 2021

nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.

pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less

by callum everal April 10, 2021

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021