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messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"
by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018
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Messy Jessy

i wish i could be like messy jessy
by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023
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Lionel Messi

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
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messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.
"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."
by Choppy History March 5, 2024
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messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.
That guy is a real messy face.
by supertrucker February 3, 2010
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Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
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