Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstar December 9, 2008

Mermaid

The act in which a female, is deemed half mermaid, due to the foul odor she releases. Take great precaution approaching these creatures, as they may take wallets, watches and vehicles. They are armed and extremely dangerous.

Yo if her bottom half is fishy, we call that a mermaid.

by Jordan_Be October 17, 2011

little mermaid

A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney.

Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.

"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*

by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 29, 2005

Mermaid

A girl who smells a bit fishy in her nether regions.

Boy: I tried to go down on a mermaid a few nights ago but I couldn't handle the smell! Hasn't she heard of hygiene?

by Olivicat February 23, 2011

Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

Merms

A nickname generally used for girls with the name Meredith. The long version would be "Mermadeth," but it's easier to just say Merms. It's a take on referring to her as a mermaid, as she is beautiful and sings as luring and attracting as sirens from mythology.

Martha: I think Merms should play Ariel in The Little Mermaid!
Julia: She's a beautful singer!
Emily: Plus, she's a mermaid.
Meredith (Merms): ...I'm not actually a mermaid...

by RabuPep June 14, 2011

Mermaid Style

The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle

Last night, I brought this girl back to my pool and boned her in the hot tub, mermaid style.

by The one and only Biggie Smalls September 7, 2011