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Melon Balling 

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
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Melody Grace 

when you say you'll call your friends back, and then NEVER call them back!
"Hey she said she'd call me back and it's been a week!"

"Damn, she pulled a Melody Grace!"
Melody Grace by rawrface527 April 21, 2010
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Melon Pro 

very high level of coolness and/or awesomeness
Those shoes are melon pro!
Melon Pro by MushroomSlap November 10, 2010

twisting my melon 

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man
twisting my melon by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

Melody Grace 

name of one of the most crazy,indescribable, VERY RANDOM, people you will ever meet in the world...
POMELO! makes me think of MElody GRace
Melody Grace by i8myfoot October 16, 2008
I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.
melons by 93n3r1c l33t157 May 13, 2005
big boobs which make men horny
italian ladies have big MELONS
MELONS by Mike Faraingdon April 7, 2010