mabstol

When the hair in the pubic region exceeds the length of the penis. This was originally coined in the early 2000s when it was observed in the men's locker room.

Jesus christ Marcus. You should probably trim down those pubes, I can't even see your dick anymore it's a mabstol.

by The booger March 2, 2024

Manster

A man who is a monster

Tyson Walker is a manster

by msujolly March 10, 2024

Maestro Moment

A moment in which the sheer magnitude of the Maestro’s genius can be felt by others through the greatness of his actions they bear witness to.

I’ll never forget our experience salvaging that Spanish treasure hoard, that was a Maestro moment.

by JJG69 June 20, 2024

maksthefakz

Leader of Vetrarland and creator of the language Vetraric.

Maksthefakz declared war on TGWN.

by Maksthefakz March 20, 2025

Manstress

Manstress

(noun)
The male equivalent of a mistress. A man who is romantically or sexually involved with a woman who is married or already in a committed relationship. May or may not know he’s the “other man,” but is absolutely filling the role.

Example:
“After months of sneaking around, he finally realized he was her manstress.”
“She said she was separated, but turns out he was just the manstress.

by 1inDenver December 5, 2025

Madstruating

When you are a mad goblin because of your period.

Girlfriend: Watch out baby I am Madstruating.

by acousticfeller December 29, 2025

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.

screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026