Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix 

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.

Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.

Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 28, 2024

Free From The Matrix 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

Free From The Matrix by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Entering the Matrix

Seeing the math that life is made of.

“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo

Entering the Matrix by 9ordon October 29, 2025

Bondage Matrimony 

Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)

Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!

Bondage Matrimony by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020

Matraxian 

a fucking chad better than your stupid simpin ass, hes better than you at everything go get a life idiot

matraxian better than you

Matraxian by ur pp August 9, 2020

Matribrony 

When two straight males have a deep, intimate and lifelong connection with one another. Often preceded by a period of bromantic courtship, this commitment is not easily broken under broman catholic dogma.

Addison and Keith were disheartened to think that their bromance was doomed to end when the apartment lease was up. Thus they decided to enter into the bonds of holy matribrony, so Addison could keep playing Keith's Xbox 360 for the rest of their natural lives.

Matribrony by ktbiz21 December 16, 2008

matriarchy 

The longest-running joke in human history.

"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013