Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

log gang

people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders

Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.

by houh May 12, 2020

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

Flesh Log

Big meaty cock. Another name for large penis.

Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.

by Milli February 12, 2006

gay log

The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.

Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."

Person 2- "WTF"

by concorde77 May 19, 2017

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

log-crawler

A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.

You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.

by JoshinLVNY June 3, 2018