Mr Gilbert: Goodbye first rate education, hello University of Lincoln.
Will: This wasn't a good sign, I've been to Lincoln and it's s shit hole.
Will: This wasn't a good sign, I've been to Lincoln and it's s shit hole.
by HairlessCathy December 13, 2020
I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'
by wickadhawd July 02, 2010
by ra botts July 29, 2006
When a group of guys put their hard dicks together, forming a structure that resembles a Lincoln Log cabin.
"Yo that was killer Abe Lincoln we built last night bro"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"
by Horse Brutality October 05, 2014
The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.
by Sketchy D May 02, 2008
U guys have got it all wrong...an abe lincoln is when you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to jiz...so you spit on her back and cut your pubes and stick them in your hand...then you take out your penis and when she turns around squirt it in her face and throw the pubes on and viola she looks like abe lincoln
y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.
by unbri August 23, 2006
1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009