John Lennon

Essentially, God.

Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon

R.I.P. you legend :'(

BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it

John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!

by TheBaetles April 14, 2015

Jay Leno

An extremely large chin, usually found on an otherwise attractive person.

"Dude, I was walking down the street yesterday right behind this girl with a smoking hot body, but once I caught up to her I realized she had a freakin' Jay Leno!"

by Nat Light Nick April 28, 2007

Lennon

What one would call a penis, in the context that the girls want your beatle juice. Beatle juice because John Lennon was a Beatle.

So many women want to sit on my lennon but they cant get the beatle juice.

by Mr. 301 August 7, 2008

Leno Fag

1. Bikers that associate themselves with Jay Leno pics and Harley Davidson. Simultaneously destroying any previous victories and consistencies with media want of crap. Although he does have Viagra.

2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.

3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.

Same thing as a Letterman Fag, but with Harley's. Leno Fag's being the opportunists in the situation presented.

Anyone can wear Armani.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

Lennon

(Adj.) One with a large ego and massive about of Xbox skills. One who is a track God.

(Adjective) Hey, you were real Lennon out there son, I’m proud of you.

by Abby Young April 7, 2018

Dirty Leno

Placing your balls on a girls chin while massaging her face with your ass.

Person 1 " Did you hear that andy huffer got the dirty leno last night?"
person 2 " No!, whats a dirty leno?"
person 1 " This dude was massaging andy's face while his balls were on his chin"
person 2 " That sounds like huffer"

by Rhino Magnum & Sven Dickleson December 6, 2009

Bellator Lenormal

Muggle enemy and antithesis of Bellatrix Lestrange of Harry Potter fame.

Since "dominator" is the male equivalent of "dominatrix," "Bellator Lenormal" is the male opposite of "Bellatrix Lestrange."

by Bellator Lenormal January 3, 2013