Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

Jif Lemon

1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) Getting lemon.

"Don't get Jif Lemon"

"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"

Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."

by Poonoob July 26, 2010

sweet lemons

An idiom that is roughly the inverse of "sour grapes", though much rarer: insisting that something unpleasant is in fact desirable, esp. if it was actively sought for earlier.

"I know the guy's miserable at work, but he keeps telling me he loves it. Sweet lemons, right?"

by Calenardhon February 14, 2009

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

im a lemon

I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon

This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 31, 2017