Lappers

British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer.

"Lets go and log on to our lappers"

by Ed Pyke September 15, 2005

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

Lapp

A now-considered derogatory term for the Sami, a bunch of weird Eskimo-wannabes in Northern Finland.

Those Lapps are funny.

by Thou August 17, 2003

four lipped gattor mouth

a vagina. it is called this because a twat has four lips and the gattor mouth refures to being gattor slapped.

A:"dick muncher!!"
B:"four lipped gattor mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Captian Falcon August 13, 2009

lampers

The term "Lampers" is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called The New Lamp. Unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. Firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). Secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. Many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! If you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with NL love and probably even bought a drink!!

Locals in hadfield have hairy palms, Lampers do not!!

Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!

by Jake Hay June 19, 2008

bag lapper

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.

feuntes quit being a bag lapper

by mr beer January 13, 2008

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003