the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

Landon

Landon is the most hateful person you could ever meet. He might be cute, but he is only a manipulative person.

Oh, god, please. Don't be such a Landon!

by Lissy December 11, 2016

Landon

Mostly a dick and wants to rules the school that he is in. He has a lot of social popularity in his school. He uses that to bully kids in his school

Yo Landon is a dick

by Natedogg205 April 7, 2018

Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.

1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.

by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018

Happy Landon

While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .

While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon

by Bodandy June 21, 2007

Landon

Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .

Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ?

by God (Jesus Christ) October 5, 2007

Landon

Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.

I hate when my friend is a Landon

by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018