Balloon knot

an asshole. looks like a ballon knot

I just took a crap and my balloon knot is on fire.

by gumz December 28, 2005

Boff Knot

A Guy with massive hair and is also a complete turd

Or No that guy is just a Boff Knot yeah!

by ben dearden December 26, 2008

knotted dong

A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff

guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII

by YusofBinLaden July 3, 2017

Twat knot

A person that does not return your calls, text messages etc. in a timely manner.

Q. Did she call you back?
A. No, she is such a Twat knot!

by Squish79 August 22, 2008

Pubic Knots

When a girl/guy decides to braid your pubics

Jeff: Dude, your girl friend gave me Pubic Knots!
Kyle: You fucking moron! I don't have a sister!
Jeff: Fuck...

by Leven August 29, 2005

balloon knot

Another name for the Anus. Also reffered to as the Angry Spider in the unfortunate case that the balloon knot is surrounded by hair resembling a spiders legs.

Ho needed to clean it up in the nether region. I swear I could see the angry spider trembling...

by RAK July 13, 2005

Bitch Knot

The knot that is created by your headphones in your pocket. a.k.a "twat knot"

Goddamn! These Fuckin' headphones are in a Fuckin' 'bitch knot'.

by PandaSharq August 31, 2013