knob jock

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead

sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away

by ARKELZ December 13, 2007

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc September 29, 2008

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006

knob flow

the blood that flows to the penis when excited sometimes resulting in a nudge of the penis or a full erection.

jimmy: hey stewie, "did you see mrs. chang's panties when she bent over to pick up the chalk? it gave me knob flow"

stewie: " i second the knob flow, any longer and i would of spontaneously jizzed on myself."

jimmy and stewie in unison: "thx mrs. chang for the knob flow show"

mrs. chang: "herro class, today we will learn......".

by mr. knob johnson September 10, 2010

Knob Throbber

A chick (or otherwise) who gives every guy that sees them a major boner.

Jenny is such a Knob Throbber, that hard-on didn't go away for hours.

by dickmonger March 3, 2009

knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

chilly knob

To strike one in the face without warning or provocation

My mate was chilly knobbed by some hooligan after the match.

by T33.sparrow November 7, 2014