A Black Knight is similar to a White Knight, but only in its goal. While a White Knight Simps a women, a Black Knight acts rude and macho. The Black Knight might act like he doesn't want the girl, and even play hard to get.
by OfficalJaff January 24, 2020
by Pow October 05, 2004
When you play hockey and after the game all the dudes surround the worst player in the showers. Then begin to piss on them while screaming "This is hockey!!!"
by Dong slinger November 23, 2016
White Knighting typically occurs when their are two men and one girl. White Knighting is easy to spot and very annoying when you are trying to get laid with a crappy wingman.
White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.
White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.
Jim: Hey babe, you wanna go back to my place? I'll make you some food.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.
by Lord_Edward October 27, 2009
A group of people who routinely have orgasms on their ventrillo server, bombard people with @urban's on their IRC channel, and is made up of asians, nolifers, gay people who are in love with Goku Nazz, and totally pwnage people like Aoshi and Champz.
"Did you hear of the orgasmic party on that ventrillo channel last night? It seemed like we were talking to the knights of order."
by Champz February 04, 2008
A beta male who goes out of his way to defend all women (commonly when she is insulted by someone online). They are desperate to get laid and defend women in hopes of the woman having pity of him and offering the white knight sex as a reward.
spoiler alert: they never get offered sex by the women they defend, they will probably spend their lives completely alone in hopes of having sex with one of the women they defend
spoiler alert: they never get offered sex by the women they defend, they will probably spend their lives completely alone in hopes of having sex with one of the women they defend
1- That looser is a white knight
2- Stop white knighting you fucking virgin
3- That idiot is acting like a white knight
2- Stop white knighting you fucking virgin
3- That idiot is acting like a white knight
by thot_slayer 69 March 23, 2020
An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.
-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.
by jouststrap July 21, 2011