When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.
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Get the Kiwi mug.A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
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