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Kiwi facial

When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.
Rick was wasted after doing a Kiwi Facial.
by H.1988 December 9, 2025
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mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite
Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi
by Mr kiwii January 27, 2019
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Kiwi

kiwi is a discord user who is best known for being a admin in yttdarmy discord. kiwi is a very cool admin and so amazing
Oh, thats Kiwi?? Kiwi is so cool!!
by EctoBiologist96 July 3, 2021
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Kiwi

The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.
N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE
by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021
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Kiwi

A delicious fruit only magically people can taste
She has the best kiwi in town
by K1Q6S February 24, 2015
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kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023
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Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!
John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!
by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020
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