Kentucky thumb

To shove thy thumb into bleeding hole to stop bleeding

My gun exploded so I had to Kentucky thumb my neck

by Daddy332769 May 20, 2021

kentucky shoelace

velco straps

Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.

by yea you bet April 29, 2011

Kentucky Thumb

A sexual intercourse position in which a thumb is pressed into the vagina with as much pressure possible.

“Tonight I’m gonna use the Kentucky thumb on her ;)”

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Kentucky Slider

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.

I gave her a Kentucky Slider

by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020

kentucky plug

A sexual position involving the use of a croquet mallet, midget, and a demolition ranch T-shirt.

"Oh man I heard you got a Kentucky plug last night."
"Yeah, after your legs go numb its pretty awesome."

by Techpriest May 20, 2021

Kentucky Doorknob

To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.

Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!

by Wallace2422 September 6, 2015

Kentucky Chutney

The substance that can be found on a drumstick after you pull it out of your sibling’s asshole once you have coomed in it.

After a night of drinking and impregnating their sister, Squirrel spilled the gravy while his brother Braxton gave him the Kentucky Chutney in their single-wide.

by Herpderpity March 17, 2023