Spicey Juan

Dipping your finger into a jar of hot salsa and then sticking said finger in your lovers asshole. Resulting in a Spicey Juan!

Peter asked Joy to give him a Spicey Juan!

by Mgmcbride52 April 1, 2017

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juan alfredo

A small kid usually with a big cock and big head also a kid who has all the fine biches in life

Juan alfredo has a large dick

by Bose 34 March 2, 2018

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juan kurr

Big brain Kahoot Name to get techers 2 swore and say wanker

Teacher:

ok, which one of you is Juan kurr?
which one of you is nick gurr?
Which one of you is moe liecester?
Which one of you is dixie nourmous?
Who’s joe?
What’s ligma?

by Juan Kurr October 17, 2019

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juan door

entices the butthole man
potato dick champ
vietnamese penis rolls

butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa

by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020

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juan torres

A very handsome and swaggy man

Person 1: Is that Juan Torres

Person 2: Yeah isn't he handsome
Person 3: And swaggy

by dead_ghost February 9, 2021

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Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

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