jooberum

a hand movement which u can use for a drinking game, to annoy people when doing it in their face or just to piss about and have fun with

make a spider with ur hand, turn it upside down, then clench and un-clench ur hand as fast as u can..

u need to say JOOBERUM while doing it, adds to the effect

by kiffy1990 January 28, 2010

Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

Joob

An unexplained liquid or paste.
It may taste wrong, look wrong or come from somewhere unexplained.
Generally one may produce, excrete or endure this random " Joob ".

I think I have an infection, there was some serious joob in my panties..

moist secretion crust

by Jcarps May 9, 2016

joobieluvr69

a really cool tiktok star who plays valorant, also known as “syd” or “syd faz”

“oh my god look at this video on my fyp” “is that joobieluvr69? i love her videos”

by goofy girl i guess July 28, 2021

Joonsfavexpensivegirl

joonsfavexpensivegirl is Kim Namjoon’s wife, she cheats on Kim Namjoon even though they renewed their vows a week ago 😟😕 best capcut editor

“Did you know joonsfavexpensivegirl simps for 👨🏻 🦲🇺🇸🏈 white men”

by Kim Namjoon’s Attorney October 5, 2021

Woobley Joobley

The aftermath of intense sexual intercourse in which the female, or gay male, is not capable of walking straight, feels light headed, and uncontrollably grinning.

Example 1
Bro 1: What's up with your girl?

Bro 2: I gave her the woobley jooblies!

Example 2
Chick: he makes me all woobley joobley!

by yyeeaauuhh! July 20, 2011

Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.

The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.

by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014