Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!

me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"

by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025

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Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.

“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now”

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew”

by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025

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Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

by Very hot lady November 16, 2025

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Jonah

He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb

Omd he is a jonah
So fatty

by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025

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