Jon Peace

If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.
Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??
by K-Dog and T-Dog August 13, 2008
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Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).
“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”
by GOON SQUAD REAL July 12, 2023
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Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
by AdolfHitler69 February 18, 2015
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Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise
Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"
by Aly and Vyacheslav May 21, 2012
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Jon's ride

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"
by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019
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Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.
by Popmango November 23, 2021
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Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
by 79.123erect July 23, 2009
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