brett johnson

person with a very large penis

brett johnson is tall in bed

by killa turkey145 May 19, 2016

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Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016

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alexis johnson

A dope ass female who is amazing at soccer and can get any man she wants Even your boyfriend Hunny

God I wish I was Alexis Johnson

by Daqueenk April 26, 2017

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jayde johnson

beutiful girl who is artisstic

jayde johnson

is so nice

by batirointe May 22, 2017

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The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.

Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous

Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend

Laura Johnson: smiles

by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017

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