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jos gandos

Something you say when two thumbs up is not enough
A: Here is your luwak coffee sir
B: Jos Gandos
by the killer master July 25, 2022
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Flo Jo

aken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by nice app June 22, 2021
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Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
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jo mama

trying to insult your mother as a joke or their serious
jo mama fat.
by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
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jo muscle

put your dominant arm out in front of you.
put your hand in a fist.
then move your wrist up and down.
you will see the muscle in your arm go up and down.
girls already have it but boys can develop a bigger jo muscle.
by mrs. phelps<3 January 20, 2009
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Jo-en

A name for hot caring skaters!
Some who is understanding.
Someone whos good in the sack.
a man with beautiful abs!
Someone who is not a good kisser.
Someone who gives life a new meaning.
A dogs butt hole.
Some one who loves going to the beach and chilling loves to play video games hang with friends andgets to emotionaly attached to a girl/guy.
a Name for a boy.
James: Did you see that guy last night with all those tricks
Ember: Who Jo-en...?
James: oh hes a Jo-en then never mind.
by Smurffet January 1, 2011
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jo jorgensen

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
by person42069 November 4, 2020
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