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Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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jizz fuzz

The fuzz that accumulates on old cum stains
Ewww dude look at that bandana..its got jizz fuzz all over it..Pete's really gotta wash that shit.
by ushelloicameupwithit August 27, 2009
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No Jizz June

Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:

Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.

Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018
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Jizz-wad

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
jizz-wad , fucked, dick
by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010
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Jizz Curse

The Jizz Curse is the reason for everything wrong in the world. After Nigger Jizz was released into the world he swore vengeance on Jizz and doomed everything he supported. Jizz Curse has been known to create COVID-19, the losses of Yang and Sanders, and the rise of Trump. It must be stopped at all costs.
God dammit the Jizz Curse caused the coronavirus pandemic.
by MarkAntony23 June 2, 2020
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jizz smile

the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.
Pauli was really making a jizz smile as i creamed in her eyes
by nightman10 June 5, 2011
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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