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Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.
Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 18, 2004
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Jeremy

A sweet and sometimes sarcastic bad boy who is realy good at proving his point. He is witty and silly but can be serious when needed. Jeremys usually fir well with girls who's name starts with the letter "a" and are known to have good long relationships. They are also GREAT in bed *wink wink*
You have a jeremy! No fair!
by Wtfllama July 10, 2016
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Jeremy

The most interesting intelligent,intellectually brilliant, beautiful, fit, handsome, hot, wonderful sweet, sexy, kind, smar,t person you will ever meet he is indescribable that Shows how amazing he is you couldn't find a better friend and he works as an amazing boyfriend aswell he makes you feel like the most special person in the world and like your walking on sunshine not to mention the fantastic look he had on that face of his he is also great in bed with the massive penis he's got and the best person your life could offer
by Blazeangel456 November 5, 2016
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a all around good guy. He's sweet, cute and funny. He can make you so happy in a small coversation. He can make anyone laugh with his jokes. This is why so many girls like him. He has a lot of girls who have a crush on him even in his friend circle. Sadly, he doesnt like that many girls and if he does he is to nervous tk tell her. Even if he doesnt like you back, he will still stay by your side and continue being a good friend no matter what. Jeremy can be a bit quiet about his personal life but if you know him for long enough he will open up. He is just a perfect guy. If you know a Jeremy don't let him go.
Girl 1: do you know Jeremy?

Girl 2: Yea
Girl 1: I have a crush on him.
by Depression is me November 19, 2018
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Jeremy

Would ya like a Jeremy?
by GeoffTheRobot January 6, 2011
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jermained

When someone owes you money and never pays you or borrows something and never returns it, yet you still tolerate this individual because they are your friend. And they might be retarded.
He said he'd pay me back today... Did I just get jermained?
by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010
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Jemy

A club/crudgel used to beat down someone.
With my jemy in my hand
by Jack the gripper September 21, 2009
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