jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.

Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.

by Killer3001 May 21, 2016

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Jared Grech

scrawny italian stallion that tries to say something funny but nobody laughs.

Yo Jared Grech say something funny!
"Tells Joke"
Silence
Just don't talk anymore man.

by Jared Grech June 30, 2022

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Jared Kyei

Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...

Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine

by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 25, 2020

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jared gallant

A dope ass kid who always got the hook up to some fine-ass weed/cocaine. Especially one who has the hook up for his main man Kayvon on the down low...

Damn ya'll see that jared gallant over there?
Yeah man he always got somethin cookin

by FireCheetah March 20, 2017

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jared grimes

a retarded boy who cannot control his homosexual impulses. At times breaks out into song and dance to "bop to the top" and "everyday" from high school musical. He THINKS he's bringing sexy back, but he's running it out of fashion.

God your such a Jared Grimes.

by PrincesaKaytee October 16, 2008

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