Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.

Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.

by Pony Danza April 16, 2023

Javanese

Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had a very artistic flair in its heyday (now a modified Roman alphabet is used for Javanese).

There's no need to use that Javanese in your letter to get your point across. Just write as you normally would.

by pentozali June 12, 2008

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

by shadowfox001 June 9, 2010

Japanese flag

When you have sex with a woman on her period and youre left with blood on the end of your penis. Then using a clean piece of toilet paper press your penis bang in the middle of it leaving a red circle.

Or if you have a large length, you could always use a bath towel and fly it from your TV aerial.

There's alsorts of japery to be had when "the reds are at home"

Best laugh you can have is doin the Japanese Flag with a bird who has "the painters" in.

Whip yer cock out after a few dips in the tin and place the end of your length slap bang in the middle of a clean piece of toilet roll.

HEY PRESTO!!!! 1 Japanese Flag.

by L4TW August 22, 2007

Japanengrish

NOUN

A strange dialect of fangirlese, comprised of a mixture of misspelled English and misspelled, gramatically incorrect Japanese. Generally seen in anime fan fiction. Highly fucking irritating.

"You baka idiot! I'm a little chibi, wakata! Yadda yo! Iya!" etc. etc. etc.

All of the above are incorrect; "baka idiot" is redundant, as is "little chibi." "Wakatta" is spelled with two Ts in the traditional Romanization. "Yadda yo!" is a bastardization of "Ie da yo!", and "Iya" is a fucked-up version of "Ie."

by Two fan fiction writers who DAMNED WELL KNOW BETTER!!! March 9, 2005

Japanese slut

A Japanese slut is someone who is from Japan and is submissive to men, and will do any sexual activity that a man asks of her with no reward at all besides the happiness she receives from pleasing the man. Japanese American girls usually try to mask there slutty ways by not divulging in what sexual activities she truly desires, but unbeknownst to here, everyone around her knows that she is a slut and that she will do anything behind closed doors.

Japanese Geisha, Japanese Whore, Japanese Slut, Japanese Ho, Japanese Slut.

by Jap Hater July 30, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles

Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Madeyoulookituptoo November 30, 2010