ivan

a kid who hates people and call them a cunt

that kid is such a ivan

by ♤♤|£~■•8 May 20, 2018

Ivan Alien Stage

All we know:

-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Ivan Angulo

A rare creature that likes to smell buttonholes

Ivan angulo male dog

by jesuse gods son August 4, 2012

Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg

We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama

by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

felicia ivane

a girl that is always the joke in the group. When she is the joke, she doesn't know that she is one which makes it even funnier

omg are u being a Felicia Ivane

by James12356 September 27, 2022

Ivan and Anaya

They the most beautiful couple in the world there nice, funny, cool people to hang out with.

Ivan and Anaya are cute

by Doy Mate February 16, 2019

Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024