prison pocket

someone's butt hole

Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.

by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008

Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

heavy pockets

A person who has a lot of money.

"dude, if I ever want to buy that car i'm gonna need some heavy pockets"

by jenjenjenjen May 18, 2014

Jizz Pocket

A vagina

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!

by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016

greasy pocket

Female Genitalia that's extremely lubricated.

I'd stick it in her greasy pocket.

by William E Barker III May 22, 2005

war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.

Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.

by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015