pet cute

someone who is cute like a pet, rather than hot, pretty or handsome

she thinks I'm pet cute, not hot like for a boyfriend.

by lflqueen January 10, 2010

Pet Saffa

Your stomach's best companion!
Has the famous catchphrase "Pet Saffa toh har rog Daffa"

Constipation hates him, Stomach problems dread him and people who love to live life healthy and naturally love him. He is your friend, my friend and all of ours friends. Pet Saffa the best.

He really needs Pet Saffa right now, only that can help his stomach problems..

by goofysillybun December 03, 2021

Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.

"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".

by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019

Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.

Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me

by Mr Smarty Oants August 07, 2021

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 16, 2014

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019