umteen hours

A word Usher says in his song "Burn" that I have never figured out what it means

Its been fifty eleven days umteen hours ima be burning till you return

by Joey Morgan September 4, 2004

Two hours

The amount of time you are mad at your dog for pissing on your floor when you are reminded how cute he is. Can apply to anyone that you can't stay mad at.

Rob didn't call me when he said he would. I got pissed but then he pulled that two hours shit. T_T

by 000sierrapants000 June 7, 2009

Pussy hours

The amount of time that a guys dick has been in a pussy or pussies added together and expressed in hours.

That guy's got 2 1/2 pussy hours.

by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011

Scary Hours

Scary Hours is defined as the most frightening shit. It is a time where anything can happen, Murphy's Law also reinforces this, the law states " what can happen during Scary Hours, will happen during Scary Hours."

OH SHNO, its scary hours at Microstrat. Hide yo kids, yo wife, yo support liaisons!

by BIRDMAN-BIRDMAN December 13, 2018

six hours of stupid

Refers to old home movies. Since "six hours" is the amount of time available on most VHS tapes the term refers to the amount of time along with the content on most old home movies.

There is nothing on TV tonight, how about we watch Six Hours Of Stupid to relive the old days.

by Twartacus July 30, 2008

Soup Boi Hours

Similarly to Sad Boi hours, soup boi hours is every night from a time ranging between 10:49-10:59 when the only thing that can satisfy ones hungry heart is a nice piping hot bowl of soup. It is the hour when one is beckoned by the call of soup and only soup.

“Man I can’t stop thinking about soup. What time is it?”
“Oh it’s 10:53 and you know what that means. It’s time for Soup Boi Hours.

by TheSoup🅱️oi October 17, 2018

white people's hours

Wake up by 8am, Monday through Friday, 9-5pm, in bed by 12pm. You know, because white people have jobs to go to as opposed to blacks who are on welfare and sleep in past noon

You say you're looking for a job but you're not keeping white people's hours.

by Nunya B. January 15, 2008