Herpes Harvester

to have many herpes among a certain body part upon where they are being harvested by the disease

Lindsey "herpes harvester" Lohan

by kushwhore March 10, 2011

Horseshoe Marriage

A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.

"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"

"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."

"Damn man, incest..."

by Sir Cosby Sweater March 5, 2014

Herpes Bush

Someone with STD's who also does not shave their pubes.

"I hooked up with Veronica last night but she was a total Herpes Bush'

by NotAmeer April 1, 2020

herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Heroes of the Storm

Heroes of the Storm (also known as "HotS") is the name of a MOBA video game developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Heroes of the Storm takes place in "The Nexus" which is a place that allows characters from Blizzard Entertainment's other in-game universes to meet, such as Thrall from World of Warcraft and Deckard Cain from the Diablo franchise.

"What's your favorite MOBA?"
"Heroes of the Storm"

by Twinkle SunnySun March 7, 2021

Herpesapian

Reptile or Reptilish humanoid or sapient being. Sometimes thought of as Sumerian.

That Magyar is a Herpesapian

by pornstitute February 22, 2023

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010