herpes herder

a woman who has a bucket cunt and collects stds for a small price or meal

man that girl is such a herpes herder now im fucked

by joe and becky March 5, 2009

nerf herder

A girl who has a lot of guys persuing her. Female version of a "mack-daddy"

"Man, that chick is suck a nerf herder! Nobody can get with her!"

by Rippleffect September 2, 2003

HERDware

HARDware that HERDS people into using Windows, simply by not supporting Windows, up to the full extent of not being compatible with it's legacy ancestor's drivers. Term being more appliable to "rush-forward" Linux builds like Ubuntu, but may apply to "look-backward" builds like Puppy Linux.

Most USB 3G modems with phone SIM cards are HERDware

by CogsOfGoo December 2, 2010

Herdcore

A state of being in which you, plucky little you; the last reveller awake, sucking the sticky sap off the inside of a bottle of Jaeger (possibly through a curly straw) have outlasted the rest of the partygoers.
They might have lasted for days, some of their exploits may have been decadent in the exceptional, however...there can be only one!!
Much like the Highlander (only less shit & much less french/belgian, whatever) as the last one standing you have absorbed their power.

Your sword is the magic marker to be wielded with impunity over the slumbering also-rans because you, my friend...are Herdcore!!

'Dave's crazy...'
'Yeah?! How so?!'
'5 day bender without the assistance of meth...poured vodka into Chris' fishtank & drank it dry as he'd 'run out of mixer'!!'
'Shit the fuck off?!'
'Yeah, apparently he was last seen in the park with a bag of hotdog rolls trying to catch squirrells?!'
'Fucking Herdcore man!!'

by Renegade Poet January 11, 2012

herdmaster

The leader of the herd, master of the stables, ferocious man-dime, bestower of wisdom, and wrangler of a Pittsburgh based Brony herd.

Medbrony: Who is our fearless leader?
Sibrony:herdmaster, obviously.
Tim:...
Medbrony: hahahahahahahahaha
Sibrony: hahahahaha

by Hoovius December 18, 2012

Herding in the Bucks

A metaphor meaning "to gain money" or "earn money."

Person 1: Man, I love my new job
Person 2: Really, why?
Person 1: I'm really herding in the bucks
that's not a boot on your foot that's a bone in my ear

by CorneliousTheWorm January 6, 2013

herdacious

Herdacius describes Superstores that are crowded with strange, weird, funny looking people. They usually have long lines even in the middle of the night.

Barrett: Man, I hate this Walmart.
Angel: Why don't you like it?
Barrett: It's herdacious.

by Anjwl March 19, 2016