Hakan

HE IS THE GOAT. Lord Hakan birthed his parents, when Lord Hakan's parents are scared they go sleep in his bed.

Person 1 "Who is the best person in the universe?"
Intelligent person "Hakan obviously."

by anonymous April 2, 2023

Hagan Rivet

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.

Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”

by Big long monsta April 21, 2023

habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD June 30, 2023

Haranabis

A person Named Forrest that is a stinky goop and is a big fatty

Friend 1-“Oh man here comes Haranabis again” Friend 2-“that stinky poop sack he’s here to eat all the Oreos again” Haranabis-“ooooo gibblepop Oreo yum yum”

by Tripleglob69 July 6, 2023

Hanan

A very rude and fake thing.

"this person is really a hanan"

by levhag August 23, 2023

Harang

Big dick eater with no girls and is an incel

Wow he's such a harang

by Heinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 28, 2023

Hanan

Hanan is a part-time professional thief who gained fame after stealing Kurkure and Pepsi cans worth 20 rupees from Kuttan's shop in Kadavanthra.

Hanan has stolen items estimated to be worth 25,000 rupees over the last 5 years.

Hey, I saw Hanan planning a heist in front of Ammachi’s shop last night!

by Kuttan Kadavanthra December 30, 2023