harlon

a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.

oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him

by fakenamebitcheshaha October 15, 2009

piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006

Harmony

1.
Peace, happiness
2.
Music, melody
3.
The awesome funky girl who lives in England who totaly owns all you nüblets B-)

Harmony owns you nüblets

by Harmony Pümpkin December 2, 2009

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

Hartson

Thug, Animal, Cheat

Likes to elbow opponents in the face, then plead innocent.

Usually caught out but will always escape due to manager making an issue or casting up simialr incidents from up to three years ago.

"Porot kicked us all over the park. That was on TV. Am I making sense?"

by Craig Levine January 23, 2004

Hanson

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.

Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised

by that’smycousin December 6, 2018

Western Zebra Harmonica

When a man rapes a victim, and then after tying him/her up with multi-colored ropes resembling a zebra, he then can either rape her in the ass or up the pussycat. When he's about to cum he takes his penis out of her and then slides it across her lips resembling the playing of a harmonica and then cums in her mouth.

"Man that guy Western Zebra Harmonica'd me last night and I had to take showers for weeks to get that off of me."

by DirtyRobert August 19, 2009