Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.
by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013

by Chos3n Juan June 11, 2022

by DubbleTrubble July 9, 2014

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .
by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 8, 2016
