Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024

gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024

Gurt

a girl who accidentally does anal

wow...my asshole hurts, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022

gurt

meaning yogurt without the yo.

popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.

can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.

"whats good gurt"

"you are a momisthatyou fan as well"

by 47KERO February 15, 2022