Grunge

Grunge: The dry shit that gets caked around ones ass.

Clean your Grunge

by Shakespeare the II September 6, 2011

grunge

A music genre, mostly METAL sounding (inspired by metal bands such as Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple), with a very slight touch of punk (NOT PUNK BASED) which originated in Seattle in about 1984 with the rise of the band GREEN RIVER, who INVENTED it. Grunge was then mastered by SOUNDGARDEN who released perhaps the most definitive grunge CD, ULTRAMEGA OK in 1988, before they took a more straight heavy metal approach to their music (and incidently improved after each album). People often make the mistake that Nirvana were the "inventors" of grunge which is simply bullshit because they didn't make an album which got alot of recognition til 1991 (7 Years after the founding of the grunge genre). And Nirvana are often labelled the most best grunge band which is bullshit because ALICE IN CHAINS are way better as are SOUNDGARDEN, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, SCREAMING TREES and MUDHONEY, quite simply because each of the bands mentioned write better songs including heavier, sludgier and grungier riffs, more skilful and ranging vocals, lyrics of grunge spirit and of course amazing drumming, complemented by difficult basslines as opposed to Nirvanas simple one note basslines.

Also, The Pixies, although a good band, are NOT the godfathers, or even influences of grunge. They formed after grunge had already been invented.
Black Sabbath are by right the godfathers of grunge, because they had the similar sounding heavy sludge riffs and vocals.

Some other great grunge albums worth buying are FACELIFT by ALICE IN CHAINS, BADMOTORFINGER by SOUNDGARDEN and CORE by STONE TEMPLE PILOTS

- Some Emo listening loser - 'Yo dude I'm a huge grunge fan!'
- Some TRUE GRUNGE fan - "What grunge bands do you like?"
- Some Emo listening loser - 'Nirvana, they are grunge, and they're the best'
- Some TRUE GRUNGE fan - "You're just a fucking retard, Nirvana didn't even fucking invent grunge and they're by far the most horribly overrated band of the grunge era, just compare their songs and their guitar solos, and drumming to a kick ass band like ALICE IN CHAINS. Buy the album FACELIFT then see who's a better band you retarded fuckwit"

by Someone who hates Emo April 9, 2006

gruden

tampa bay buccaneers head coach. somewhat high strung, definatly hot for an older man. sometimes resembles the doll chucky from childs play.

jon gruden is motiviation to be a buccaneers cheerleader.

by nflcheerleader79 January 15, 2006

Grudgery

To hold a grudge until drudgery sets in.

"We were in a grudgery war!"

by RockRobster March 13, 2009

Grungebert

The Grungiest person alive...

Idolizes and swears that he co-wrote Nirvana songs with Kurt Cobain

Alex:"Where is Grungebert?"
Paul:"I dunno, probably at Grunge Depot..That guys is just the grungiest"

by Ivanahumpalot2 October 16, 2008

grunge master

One who has mastered the art of grunge bud.
Instuructor of growing the best grunge bud.

person 1: " Is this bud any good?"
person 2: "I am not sure, ask Scott, he's a Grunge Master".

by kath955 June 6, 2011

grunge wannabe

A person who tries to be someone they're not following the modern day "grunge" lifestyle. Because nowadays people have to be something they are not.

Person A: Eww look at her shirt
Person B: What's wrong with it? It's just a Nirvana band tee... I thought you love them
Person A: I do but i really don't like how she can just be something she is NOT.
Person B: OOOH i see... she is a wannabe
Person A: She is specifically a grunge wannabe.

by if.grumpy.cat.was.human...me May 6, 2015