Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

Granny economics

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.

Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.

by Granny economics July 19, 2014

granny chaser

An individual who finds interest (sexual, economic, etc.) In elders.

- Gurl, that b**ch stole my sugar daddy.
- Well, I guess you're not the only granny chaser in town anymore.

by Tantang March 21, 2018

granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015