Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.

Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019