Beyond the Goose

A phrase that is used to describe one's self or someone else when they are either insanely drunk or high.

Guy #1: Dude you had 5 shots of vodka and then three hits from that bong. How are you feeling??

Guy #2: Oh man, I am so beyond the goose right now!!

Guy #1: BEA!

by Charles "Big" Dickens September 12, 2010

Goose bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

Nigger Goose

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.

i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose

by the nigger goose February 3, 2012

cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

Goose Bomb

A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.

When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.

by GooseBombBrothers July 30, 2012